Everybody knows shame, but only a few of us are really friends with it.
Okay, over the years, I have craved a lot of foods: cuban sandwiches, chocolate nachos, and currently, jalapeno poppers. I never crave eggplant, cauliflower, or three bean salad. What's up with that?
Attention, those of you demonstrating kitchen products on the shopping channels: some of us don't have dishwashers, so stop using dishwasher safe as a selling point, because it just ticks us off.
Morgan Freeman's getting flack from a number of people for announcing that President Obama is of mixed race. Was that news to anybody? At this point, who isn't?
Am I getting cynical in my old age, or is it disturbing that, in a recent ad for a national chain restaurant promoting its multiple varieties of boneless wings, not once did I hear the word chicken?
What is it about Katie Holmes? Tom Cruise was a scientologist when he divorced Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman, and nobody cared. John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, and Issac Hayes have all been linked to Scientology, and nobody cared.
So, really, how many people who had mullets really did conduct "business in the front" and "party in the back"?
Why do people scratch their heads when they're trying to concentrate? Are people who shampoo and condition more often better focused?
I like to think the purpose behind trending is to keep us informed of current events; however, you just know there are people out there using it to decide what they should talk about.
How sad is it that there are people who can't fathom the ability to choose happiness over misery?
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