Friday, March 14, 2014

March 14, 2014

Justin Bieber may have been trying to appear aloof and superior during his rude behavior while being deposed in a lawsuit regarding one of his bodyguards attacking a paparazzo. However, he just ended up looking like an obnoxious, disrespectful brat. I don't remember a moment where I wished harder for Judge Judy or Judge Joe Brown to pimp slap someone.

A number of successful women, including Beyonce, and Facebook CEO Sheryl Sandberg are campaigning to ban the word bossy, ostensibly because of a belief that young girls will avoid reaching for leadership roles out of fear of being considered bossy. Personally, I think it'd be better to teach young girls to do their best no matter what anybody calls them, but that's just me.

A law has been drafted in New Jersey that would allow expectant fathers to be kept out of the delivery room during childbirth at the discretion of the expectant mother. I have yet to hear any men complain about this.

Portland police rescued a couple, their 7-month-old baby, and their dog, who were being held hostage by their 22-pound cat, who had a history of violent behavior. The couple plan to keep their cat (who has also scratched their baby), and are reportedly arranging for therapy for the cat. I feel the need to confirm that this is a true story, and not a skit on Saturday Night Live.

A model has filed a $500,000 lawsuit against Playboy magazine and a comedian for injuries she suffered during a photo shoot in which the comedian drove a golf ball off a tee nestled between her butt cheeks. I feel the need to confirm that this is also a true story, and not one of David Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks.

Since when is "that's a personal question" not a good enough answer, but "I just want to know" a good enough reaason?

How's this for something I can't think without laughing? "Rocky: The Musical."

Imagine my disappointment when I found out today, 3/14, was "Pi" day, not "pie" day.

Have you seen the Party Popper by Beggin Strips? It's a 10 ounce container with a plunger on top for propelling the doggie treats into the air, tons of fun for your dog. Or you can save $9 and just throw them.

And now, a message that may or may not be for anyone specific: sure, you can behave with little character and seem to avoid suffering for now, but you'll have to live with yourself in the end. Is it worth it?

Agape'-- P












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