Congratulations, Chicago Blackhawks, who won the Stanley Cup this past Monday! It took a mere 17 seconds for the Hawks to score two goals, taking the lead, game, and championship from the Boston Bruins.
According
to a spokesman for new parents Kimye (who, by the way, are now
engaged), the couple's decision to name the baby North was
inspirational, because North represents higher ground. Uh huh.
Speaking
of North West, Kim Kardashian gave pictures of a different baby to
people she trusted, and sure enough, someone sold the picture to TMZ.
But you can get a look at the real North West in this picture.
Just
a reminder for Nik Wallenda, who crossed a 1,400 foot gorge at the Grand Canyon on a tightrope 1,500 feet above ground, and was heard praying the entire time: although you are a member of the famous Flying Wallendas family, sometimes the answer to a prayer is no.
The
Food Network, Walmart, Target, Smithfield Hams, and Caesars Entertainment are cutting ties with
Paula Deen after she, during a racial discrimination lawsuit filed
against her, admitted to repeated use of a racial slur (n*gg*r) 27 (!)
years ago, and suggested an "old-fashioned plantation" wedding for her
brother Bubba in 2007. Personally, I don"t know that Ms. Deen hates people of
color, but at the very least, she demonstrated a fondness for a culture
that definitely disrespects us. This proves two things: (1) Racism is
not always motivated by hate, and (2) butter is definitely not brain
food.
It perfectly demonstrates the ability of the populace to be
confused that a spokeswoman for Al Sharpton felt the need to release a
statement that Sharpton wasn't defending Paula Deen by simply suggesting
that she shouldn't be castigated solely on behavior that is 27 years
old.
A French mother faces up to 3 years incarceration for posing
as her teen aged daughter to take the girl's college placement exam. The
flaw in her plan was that the 50+ year old could not pass for 18. Who's
the genius in this family?
Hey, Justin Bieber, you say you want
to be taken seriously as an artist? Then stop getting high before
posting videos on Instagram and get rid of that car.
In the central Mexican state of Hidalgo, there is an amusement park attraction that simulates illegal border crossing into the U.S., complete with a three hour, seven mile hike that includes climbing over fences and trying to steer
clear of barking dogs, flashlight beams and other obstructions in an
effort to elude fake border patrol officers. The experience, which costs about $20 per person, is designed to discourage people from actually crossing the border. However, at the end of the experience, you're down $20, and you're still in Mexico.
Does it disturb anyone that major cultural decisions are based on the opinions on a majority that has to be told not to text and drive?
Agape' -- P
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